Elyssa : Mummy, I wake up already!
Me : Good Morning Princess No. 1 ! It's mummy's birthday today.
Elyssa : Mummy's birthday? Elyssa buy you a cake with strawberry ok? And a big, big present. (then she went on and on for the next 5 mins or so about the cake and present)
then - *silence for 5 seconds*
Elyssa : But Mummy, you must give me money. I am a small girl only so I have no money. When you give me money, I go and buy cake and big, big present for you.
Ha ha..... might as well I buy my own cake and present :)